ISSN: 1549-036XVolume VII - Issue 13: April 6, 2009
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Hi Everyone!

Well, first of all, I completely spaced, last week, and forgot to send iCop members the email on our new project. Sorry - I'll get it out THIS week. Promise.

Things kept distracting me. For instance, it seems there's just no limit to the depths scammers will stoop to online these days.

Someone reported the iCop seal on a web site selling complete sermons to ministers. It was set up on subscription, the charges were made every month, and no sermons were being delivered. Lovely.

Since it was NOT an iCop member doing this, normally it would have been outside my business to do anything about it. But, since this dude had also stolen the iCop seal, I got to jump in and make some waves. Time-consuming and icky!


Letter to the U.S. President

I saw this in a member's ezine entitled, “Senior to Senior” www.senior2senior.org/2009-6.html. I thought you might enjoy it.

The article appeared in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper. The Business Section asked readers, "How Would You Fix the Economy?" This guy nailed it!

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Dear Mr.President,

Patriotic retirement: There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with stipulations:

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

4) They would probably use the rest to put in savings - Banking problem fixed.

Much cheaper than the trillions being ineffectively spent on the financial industry.
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Not bad, eh? And, he didn't even mention what it would do for the entertainment and travel industries!


Speaking of Trillions ...

I've been thinking, lately, about the difference in the way money has grown to be seen over the period of my lifetime. And, I do mean GROWN.

There was a time when the middle class couldn't even imagine having a million dollars. Government budgets were set in millions.

Billions, we simply couldn't fathom. Today, we are so blasé over money, we never even blink when they talk about TRILLIONS!

I believe this is one of the things that will make a recession even harder on everyone but the very upper monetary class. What used to look like living large, now looks so meager, folks don't want to mess with it.

Too bad. It's all a matter of perception. I saw a article in Jan Tallent's ezine www.rimdigest.com where she used this example for saving:

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“The little things really do count. Cutting what you spend on lunch from five dollars a day to three dollars a day, on every work day in a five day work week, saves $10 a week, or $40 a month, which is $480 a year and is $2400 in five years . . . plus interest.”
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She's right, of course. But, today, with all the expected instant gratification, people think $2400 in five years - ain't squat.

They can see a TRILLION before they can see $2400 five years down the line. We have at LEAST one full generation of people who think like that.

Inflation has a lot to do with it. I remember buying a new 3,000 sq ft house in the '70s for $32,000. Less than you can buy most new vehicles for today. Everything has simply spun out of control.

Because money is now thrown around in the billions and trillions, we think little bits don't count.

Do I have the answer? No. I only wish I did. But, I think the guy who wrote to the St. Petersburg Times is pretty damn close.


Have a fabulous week and ... keep on keepin' on!

Smile  jl

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Leaving You With a Smile


"Southern Jokes"


TENNESSEE ...

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said: "You graduated from the University of Tennessee , and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied: "Everything but my earrings."


ALABAMA ...

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?" the others asked.

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.

"You left Henry laying out there, and carried the deer back?" they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"


TEXAS ...

The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.

The Sheriff asked: "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?"

"Yep," he replied, "that's why I'm dumpin it here, it says 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.'"


LOUISIANA ...

A senior at LSU was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana."

When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.


MISSISSIPPI ...

The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy: "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied: "Did you see who it was?"

The young man answered: "I couldn't tell, but I got his license number."


GEORGIA ...

A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75. The trooper asked: "Got any I.D.?"

The driver replied: "Bout whut?"


NORTH CAROLINA ...

A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied: "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked: "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded: "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. Hey, it don't make no sense to me neither."


AND THIS FROM SOUTH CAROLINA...

"You can say what you want about the South, but I ain't never heard of anyone wanting to retire to the North."
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